Larry is the herpes of the show. We'll never get rid of him — Asked by Anonymous

orangeis:

Beautiful

sheeriosandsoymilk:

littlebitofbass:

holysheerios:

Half of an ed sheeran concert is incredible music and the other half is him tripping over cords and amps

I have no idea what you’re talking about. 

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innit

  • me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
  • me making decisions in real life: well what's the worst that could happen
I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting.
(via krnandy)

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

verylittlebird:

"he’s had his time in the sun" mutters William, lowering the baby into a large metal container. "now he goes in the box". “the royal box!” Kate interjects, smiling uneasily.

verylittlebird:

"he’s had his time in the sun" mutters William, lowering the baby into a large metal container. "now he goes in the box".
“the royal box!” Kate interjects, smiling uneasily.

I’m always soft for you, that’s the problem. You could come knocking on my door five years from now and I would open my arms wider and say ‘come here, it’s been too long, it felt like home with you.’
Azra.T “My Heart is Full of Open Windows.” (via 5000letters)

thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy