demonsinthedogpark:

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

"hey abe look they made a movie about you killing vampires. Wanna check it out?"
"fuck it Washington. You know how i am about theaters"
"dude that was forever ago. Let it go!"
"I WILL NOT LET BEING SHOT IN THE HEAD GO"

lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3


Yes, I drink coke. :) <3


Yah i play vidya gaem 2


Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3


Yes, I use paper towels :)<3


Yes, I use lamps :)<3


Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

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Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

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Yah i play vidya gaem 2

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Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

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Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

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Yes, I use lamps :)<3

Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

contraception:

straight people: um that’s not homophobic!! homophobic means ‘scared of gay people’ :) he only said all gay people are subhuman abominations he’s not scared of them it’s not homophobic!! :)

"I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit."

surprisebitch:

this needs to happen

surprisebitch:

this needs to happen

nightvalecommunityheadcanons:

Steve Carlsberg was Cecil’s brother, and Steve was also the one that uncovered the mirrors.

nightvalecommunityheadcanons:

Steve Carlsberg was Cecil’s brother, and Steve was also the one that uncovered the mirrors.

nightvalecommunityheadcanons:

Desert Bluffs’s counterpart to Khoshekh is a floating puppy dog in the women’s bathroom. Her name is Liora, which is Hebrew for ‘I have light’.
She’s a good dog, but very bloodthirsty.

nightvalecommunityheadcanons:

Desert Bluffs’s counterpart to Khoshekh is a floating puppy dog in the women’s bathroom. Her name is Liora, which is Hebrew for ‘I have light’.

She’s a good dog, but very bloodthirsty.