I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
"hey abe look they made a movie about you killing vampires. Wanna check it out?"
"fuck it Washington. You know how i am about theaters"
"dude that was forever ago. Let it go!"
"I WILL NOT LET BEING SHOT IN THE HEAD GO"
straight people: um that’s not homophobic!! homophobic means ‘scared of gay people’ :) he only said all gay people are subhuman abominations he’s not scared of them it’s not homophobic!! :)