cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

Every damn day.

best-of-imgur:

When will it stop, Hollywood?http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

When will it stop, Hollywood?
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

m-helloworld:

If anybody ever makes you feel bad about fan fiction remind them that Wicked is basically a Wizard of Oz college AU and it’s a best selling novel and one of the most popular musicals on Broadway

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

cakejam:

when someone unfollows me

image

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect